What am I really going to say to convince you I’m anything less than a total animal? This was a killer news story at the time and I felt the need to make a pseudo-porn with the cast of Rotten Puppets and I did just that. The home I defiled has since been sold so if you can match the location feel free to stand in front of it and take selfies at the ‘Puppet Porno House’ or whatever you want to call it.
No regrets! And hey, with the copyright claim going to Silence of the Lambs soundtrack legends Q Lazarus I’m totally OK with never making a dime from this hackish video. Share it with your friends, post it on Facebook, send it to your grandmother via pony express, whatever. You will be benefiting the greatest movie song ever.
It puts the lotion on the skin or then it gets the hose again. Words to live by man.
Last I heard of that laughing hyena that used to bounce on Heff’s lap, Kendra, was that she did a “celebrity” cooking show. Sounds about right.