Puppets DO Have a Religion: It’s Called.. KUU

Puppets have religion.

I know, crazy right? But even puppets have some basis for what they believe in. The problem is only about half of all puppets are believers. The other half, not so much.

The History of KUU

KUU is an ancient religion, dating 1000s of years before modern religions like Christianity. These drawings were all pencil reliefs done from cave walls deep into the Earth. Cave systems were found that go miles into the Earth and require all kinds of special equipment for us humans to get down there and study these artifacts and drawings.

Check them out for yourself. Crazy stuff. We still have not uncovered all of the secrets of the KUU religion but we’re working on it. One thing is for sure, none of the puppets want to help including the believers.

Humans cannot worship KUU and are barred from all temples and caves. Nothing says party like a religion based on discrimination. They HAVE been known to take in the occasional human to the inner circles. Not a full experience but enough to see more of what they are up to.

I’m working on that right now, trying to get my way in.


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