They didn’t have the perfect ponytail to represent me so I went with the curly shagish cut for when my hair is down. Decided on the clean shaven version of my which is 5x a year so I can remember what a smooth baby face looks like.
Basically, this is how one may come across me at 8:45am any weekday after the kids dropoff is completed. I’m farting around looking for trouble, playing games, making puppets, and some occasional light snacking. I’m a grazer more than a sit down meal kind of guy.